Status Joe vs. Keyser Soze and The Usual Suspects

"Round up the usual suspects!"

If the highest form of praise that Joe can muster for 1995's The Usual Suspects is that "Stephen Baldwin acts well" in it you know it's gonna go downhill fast from there. Look, Joe doesn't have anything personal against Keyser Soze, in fact he thinks he's a pretty cool character overall ... but the movie still sucks a big one in his book. Who is Keyser Soze? More like who the hell cares?!

Heresy you say? Then check out The Status Joe v. The Usual Suspects right here but be warned; spoilers after the jump!