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Thursday
Sep202012

The Status Joe v. Movies ... rant, rinse and repeat!

Good ol' Joe has decided it's high time somebody knocked some true cinematic masterpieces down a peg in his new column "The Status Joe v." Sure, he found the films enjoyable and sometimes truly great but there are some little things that just nag him.

For example:

  • How about those ludicrous chairs from Stanley Kubrick's sci-fi opus 2001: A Space Odyssey?!
  • Hey, 1986's Highlander is a guilty pleasure for many but Joe just can't buy Sir Sean Connery as a Spaniard he comes across plotholes that an aging Marlon Brando could fit through!
  • Oh sh- is Joe really going to do a rant on Citizen Kane!? Damn straight he is! 

If films had feelings Joe would apologize, but they aren't sentient (yet) so he won't. They probably had it coming anyway ...

DateThursday, September 20, 2012 at 5:46PM

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