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~ "The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind." -Humphrey Bogart ~ "I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day." -Frank Sinatra ~ "Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy." -Benjamin Franklin ~ "I drink therefore I am." -W.C. Fields ~ "Milk is for babies. When you grow up you have to drink beer." -Arnold Schwartzenegger (PUMPING IRON) ~ "You know what 'SOBER' stands for ? It stands for 'Son Of a Bitch, Everything's Real!'" -Gary Busey ~ "Writing is a lonely job, unless you're a drinker, in which case you always have a friend within reach." -Emilio Estevez ~ "This beer is good for you. This is draft beer. Stick with the beer. Let's go and beat this guy up and come back and drink some more beer." -Ernest Hemingway ~ "Everyone who drinks is not a poet. Some of us drink because we're not poets." -Dudley Moore (ARTHUR)~ "The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind." -Humphrey Bogart ~ "I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day." -Frank Sinatra ~ "Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy." -Benjamin Franklin ~ "I drink therefore I am." -W.C. Fields ~ "Milk is for babies. When you grow up you have to drink beer." -Arnold Schwartzenegger (PUMPING IRON) ~ "You know what 'SOBER' stands for ? It stands for 'Son Of a Bitch, Everything's Real!'" -Gary Busey ~ "Writing is a lonely job, unless you're a drinker, in which case you always have a friend within reach." -Emilio Estevez ~ "This beer is good for you. This is draft beer. Stick with the beer. Let's go and beat this guy up and come back and drink some more beer." -Ernest Hemingway ~ "Everyone who drinks is not a poet. Some of us drink because we're not poets." -Dudley Moore (ARTHUR)

Tuesday

Mar012011

You Shall Not Hall Pass!

The review for the super great new Farrelly Brothers comedy HALL PASS is around here somewhere.

Tuesday, March 1, 2011 at 1:53PM

Saturday

Feb262011

Little Fockers Review- probably not worth your time

She makes the movie watchable

Little Fockers gets reviewed. Worst movie ever or secret great movie for the right situation?

Saturday, February 26, 2011 at 1:21PM

Wednesday

Feb232011

Transformers, more than meets the eye. Transformers, 3D in disguise ...

Check out this ridiculously geektastic Transformers 3D headgear! It will almost make going to a crappy 3D flick worth it ... almost. Do it, otherwise your inner child/geek will kick you in the shin.

Wednesday, February 23, 2011 at 3:13PM

Tuesday

Feb222011

"Oh yeah, THAT movie" - Annie Hall

New "Oh yeah, THAT movie" on The Status Joe. First in a continuing series. Possibly a precursor to another frequent series- "Drunk, couldn't pick up a girl, now watching a movie."

Tuesday, February 22, 2011 at 2:48PM

Monday

Jan102011

Cinebriated: The Saga Begins

So here is the deal,

We like movies and we love films. Just about everything about them to an almost unhealthy extent. Film history is a hobby (read: addiction) of ours and at any given moment you can find at least one of us enjoying the beautiful art of film.

Our hope and mission with Cinebriated is to celebrate that rich history through reviews and entertaining commentary with our unique, possibly inebriated, style. It may be eclectic at times, but as a wise man once said "variety is the spice of life" and we ain't corpses yet!

We hope for a long and successful journey, and all of us here at Cinebriated would be honored if you felt like coming along for the ride.

With the utmost sobriety,

The Management

Monday, January 10, 2011 at 1:37PM