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~ "The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind." -Humphrey Bogart ~ "I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day." -Frank Sinatra ~ "Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy." -Benjamin Franklin ~ "I drink therefore I am." -W.C. Fields ~ "Milk is for babies. When you grow up you have to drink beer." -Arnold Schwartzenegger (PUMPING IRON) ~ "You know what 'SOBER' stands for ? It stands for 'Son Of a Bitch, Everything's Real!'" -Gary Busey ~ "Writing is a lonely job, unless you're a drinker, in which case you always have a friend within reach." -Emilio Estevez ~ "This beer is good for you. This is draft beer. Stick with the beer. Let's go and beat this guy up and come back and drink some more beer." -Ernest Hemingway ~ "Everyone who drinks is not a poet. Some of us drink because we're not poets." -Dudley Moore (ARTHUR)~ "The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind." -Humphrey Bogart ~ "I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day." -Frank Sinatra ~ "Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy." -Benjamin Franklin ~ "I drink therefore I am." -W.C. Fields ~ "Milk is for babies. When you grow up you have to drink beer." -Arnold Schwartzenegger (PUMPING IRON) ~ "You know what 'SOBER' stands for ? It stands for 'Son Of a Bitch, Everything's Real!'" -Gary Busey ~ "Writing is a lonely job, unless you're a drinker, in which case you always have a friend within reach." -Emilio Estevez ~ "This beer is good for you. This is draft beer. Stick with the beer. Let's go and beat this guy up and come back and drink some more beer." -Ernest Hemingway ~ "Everyone who drinks is not a poet. Some of us drink because we're not poets." -Dudley Moore (ARTHUR)

Tuesday

Mar292011

Netflix Roulette: "Femme Fatale"

Ed is a brave soul.

In a testamant to the indomitable endurance of the human spirit he loads the proverbial revolver and pulls the trigger in another round of Netflix Roulette.

He does this to himself so you don't have to.

This time the cinematic bullet with his name on it is the 2002 Brian De Palma Crime/Thriller Femme Fatale starring the suave Antonio Banderas.

Poor Ed, he still hasn't recovered full use of his left side after Flyboys, this does not bode well dear reader.

Not well at all ...

Tuesday, March 29, 2011 at 9:53PM

Friday

Mar252011

Netflix Roulette: Ed watches Flyboys (2006)

Ed likes to play a little game called "throw a crap-ton of movies on you Netflix Queue and forget about them for a couple of years until they randomly show up in your mailbox". Although there is quite a bit to be said about the joys of a good surprise this is also a potentially dangerous game and some times you get burned.

And some sh*t just don't heal ...

Partake in some healthy shadenfreude whilst Ed watches and subsequently attempts to review Flyboys over at The Talking Ed.

Friday, March 25, 2011 at 8:37PM

Friday

Mar252011

1990 Classic Cheesefest Captain America getting a new director's cut Blu-ray in May?!

Oh man, we'll file this one in the "Out of F*cking Nowhere" Department:

"Gee whiz, we gotta get going, Mr. President."

The embarrassingly bad Captain America flick from 1990 still might not have a DVD release (ironically it never got a U.S. theatrical release either) but it is coming to Blu-ray just in time for a cash-grab when the new Captain America: The First Avenger storms theaters this Summer. Pretty sure there are going to be a lot of dissapointed kids that get this from their parents by mistake, sucks to be them.

Jacob's got all of schlocky details over on the Cine-a-Tech page for your viewing pleasure/disgust.

Friday, March 25, 2011 at 8:04PM

Thursday

Mar102011

Bill Shatner: Horse Enthusiast

Jake muses on what makes one of the greatest men to ever breath in oxygen and exhale carbon monoxide so unique. Hint, it ain't just his acting and singing career! Check out Cowboy Kirk over at Cine-a-Tech!

Thursday, March 10, 2011 at 6:23AM

Thursday

Mar102011

Speaking in Tongues: Down By Law

Ed is kicking of his marathon viewing of director Jim Jarmusch oeuvre with a closer look at his 1986 classic Down By Law.To see what Ed had to say about it head on over to The Talking Ed!

Thursday, March 10, 2011 at 6:10AM