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~ "The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind." -Humphrey Bogart ~ "I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day." -Frank Sinatra ~ "Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy." -Benjamin Franklin ~ "I drink therefore I am." -W.C. Fields ~ "Milk is for babies. When you grow up you have to drink beer." -Arnold Schwartzenegger (PUMPING IRON) ~ "You know what 'SOBER' stands for ? It stands for 'Son Of a Bitch, Everything's Real!'" -Gary Busey ~ "Writing is a lonely job, unless you're a drinker, in which case you always have a friend within reach." -Emilio Estevez ~ "This beer is good for you. This is draft beer. Stick with the beer. Let's go and beat this guy up and come back and drink some more beer." -Ernest Hemingway ~ "Everyone who drinks is not a poet. Some of us drink because we're not poets." -Dudley Moore (ARTHUR)~ "The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind." -Humphrey Bogart ~ "I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day." -Frank Sinatra ~ "Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy." -Benjamin Franklin ~ "I drink therefore I am." -W.C. Fields ~ "Milk is for babies. When you grow up you have to drink beer." -Arnold Schwartzenegger (PUMPING IRON) ~ "You know what 'SOBER' stands for ? It stands for 'Son Of a Bitch, Everything's Real!'" -Gary Busey ~ "Writing is a lonely job, unless you're a drinker, in which case you always have a friend within reach." -Emilio Estevez ~ "This beer is good for you. This is draft beer. Stick with the beer. Let's go and beat this guy up and come back and drink some more beer." -Ernest Hemingway ~ "Everyone who drinks is not a poet. Some of us drink because we're not poets." -Dudley Moore (ARTHUR)

Friday

Jul082011

Ed will find you! He reviews Last of the Mohicans

Ed loves Last of the Mohicans and he doesn't care who knows!

So just stay alive, Ed will find you.

Michael Mann's 1992 sweeping historical epic is something we here at the Cinebriated team always keep on tap, it's one good cinematic brew and it was a long overdue review.

The Last of the Mohicans is a modern classic so it deserves your attention, run really fast without making noise right over here to read the review.

What are you waiting for? Daniel Day Lewis to get out of character?! Not going to happen.

Friday, July 8, 2011 at 7:12PM

Friday

Jun242011

Take me out to the ballgame! Major League gets the Cinebriated Commentary treatment!

Booze, bats and Bob Uecker!

The latest addition to the growing Cinebriated Commentaries section is none other than the 1989 classic underdog sports flick Major League. Yeah, baseball!

We've got Charlie Sheen! (Winning!)

We've got Voodoo!

We've got the Cleveland Indians filmed in Milwaukee!

We've got new commentators (two!) plus Harry Doyle!

Hell, the opening song is by Randy Newman!

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What we're trying to say is that you can't go wrong! Probably ... just "look at these f*cking guys."

Head on over here to listen in to the Cinebriated dugout and bring beer!

One of the new guys drank all of ours ...

Friday, June 24, 2011 at 6:34PM

Friday

Jun172011

Ed likes it hot, like Wasabi hot!

Jean Reno and writer Luc Besson team up again post-Portman with 2002's Wasabi. Ed enjoys the efficiently entertaining European action flick but speculates on the formula at work, but hey, the cover looks cool:

So what are you waiting for? Check out Wasabi in the Cinebriated Reviews section!

Friday, June 17, 2011 at 5:47PM

Friday

Jun102011

Jake sets his sights on The Thin Man:

Jake is feeling nostalgic (again) and decides to profess his love for the classic 1934 screwball comedy The Thin Man and guilt-free alcoholism. We are pretty sure Jake is actually a 90 year old living in the body of a 23 year old, someone should tell him they make movies in color now.

Friday, June 10, 2011 at 8:39PM

Wednesday

Jun082011

Ed is making the rest of us look lazy with a review trifecta ...

What do The Running Man,Vanilla Sky and Waiting for Guffman all have in common?

Ed got totally Cinebriated and just reviewed all of them! What an over achiever, somebody should buy him a beer or tell him to stop making the rest of us look bad.

When Ed isn't reviewing films he tends to frolick. Good thing he reviews films!

So be sure to check out the Cinebriated Reviews page to keep a tabs on what we're watching and to help you decide if it's worth your time too!

Wednesday, June 8, 2011 at 9:37PM