We have two new reviews for your reading pleasure!
It was inevitable, Casablanca gets the Cinebriated treatment by Jake and it's the longest yet! (Don't worry, it isn't a thesis or anything)
Ed takes on star studded 1996 drama Sleepers and he loves bacon and that may be a bit incestuous because he is related to him. Kevin Bacon that is!
Friday, April 15, 2011 at 12:30AM 
To say that Jake over at Cine-a-Tech is excited about the upcomng Blu-ray release of the Roger Corman re-imagining of Seven Samurai/The Magnificent Seven would be a galactic understatement.
If you aren't familiar with 1980's Battle Beyond the Stars or just became as excited as Jake head on over here for all of the details on the lasergun shootout, boobed-shaped spaceship, space epic that deserves an audience!
Jake wanted us to emphasize that there is a spaceship shaped like boobies, and we really can't emphasize that kind of awesomeness enough!
Thursday, April 14, 2011 at 5:34PM 
Have you ever wanted to watch a flick with a Ed and/or Jake?
No? Well, what if it was the classic Bond film ... could you put up with them for that?
Yeah? Awesome! Because they just recorded their first Cinebriated commentary and they are cutting their teeth and drinking their way through 1963's From Russia With Love starring the Bond all others would have to follow: Sean Connery.
It's 007's second big screen adventure and Cinebriation.com's first, won't you join us?
Ed and Jake both apologize to their mothers for any uncouth language that may have occured, the rest of you should be able to handle it though.
Sunday, April 3, 2011 at 6:45AM 
This is it, throwing in the towel on all things 3D related. We honestly didn't think this was possible, but that just makes Toshiba's newest technological terror that much more ridiculous.
Jake is simply flabbergasted at the prospect of a 3D monocle, he doesn't even own a decent top hat yet!
Friday, April 1, 2011 at 5:07PM 
Ed & Jake, gluttons for punishment, hungover GoldenEye commentary
Because with every night of merriment and libations a dawn of regret is sure to follow Ed and Jake battle a mean From Russia With Love hangover to bring you GoldenEye.
In what is sure to be a long line of aspirin and coffee induced morning after commentaries two of our resident cinebriates take on the 1995 classic GoldenEye. They do this to themselves so you don't have to, they like to claim it is a public service but we are obligated to inform you it is court mandated.
So did they manage to rally? Is playing as OddJob a dick move?!
C'mon, Ed and Jake are professionals so have a little faith!
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Or at least a minimal amount of it and head on over here to catch the nauseated nostalgia-fest that is the Hungover GoldenEye Commentary.
Bring coffee.